May 2013
slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
“Is it bad that i wouldnt mind doing mad crack just so i can be skinny?...”
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
poopflow:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
“WHY ARE YOU IN MY FUCKING HEAD!!!”
“Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...”
– (via compulsives) 